What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A walkie talkie!
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why are cowboys always religious?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Where was Noah born?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?