What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod.
What animal makes the best lunches?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?