Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
In the p-ews.
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?