What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Three blind mice.
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What do you give a sick pig?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?