What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, dad, look what marma-laid!
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why is a computer so smart?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?