What did the peach say to its crying husband?
That's so pitiful.
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What's the friendliest national park?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?