What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
A protractor.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What's a forklift?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What animals make the best students?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Where do burgers like to dance?
How long do chickens work?