What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
His godpawther.
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why do all the planets get along?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What car always breaks the rules?