Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Because the angel said, "No L!"
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why are trees always so positive?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?