What did the stair machines call each other?
Stepsisters.
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why was the bee sad?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?