What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
A match made in heaven.
What's the loudest sport?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?