What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
I didn't do it on porpoise.
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?