What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
The post office.
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"