What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
An airplane hangar.
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?