What dinosaur loves to play golf?
A tee-rex.
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?