What's the hardest part about skydiving?
The ground!
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What is the most faithful insect?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?