Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
They're always milking it.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What's the loudest sport?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?