What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Mutt-on chop!
What do you call a magical reptile?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What do fish do at parades?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?