What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
White Castle®.
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why was the horse so happy?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?