What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Earmutts.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why do golfers hate cake?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?