Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
It didn't habanero.
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?