Why do golfers hate cake?
Because they might get a slice.
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?