Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Yeah, it's a huge waist of space.
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why was the bud so shy?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.