What's a monkey's favorite flower?
A chimp-pansy.
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What do you call a pile of cats?