What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
A doggy bag.
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?