What animal has the worst mood swings?
A polar bear.
Where do kittens go to school?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What do elves learn in school?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What do teachers do during summer break?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?