What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Irrelephant!
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
How do you get kids to do something?
When does a horse talk?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What do you say if you meet a toad?