What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique.
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What do you call a singing rodent?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What fairy loves to count?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?