Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
It was a sappy ending.
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why was the horse so happy?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?