What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What do you call hiking college students?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.