What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Santa clause.
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What do jokesters study in college?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Where would you find an elephant?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?