What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
A Frosty™!
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why did the baby cookie cry?