Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
She had hot wings!
How are teens like cats?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?