What farm animal is best at karate?
The lamb chop.
How do football players deal with their problems?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
How do billboards talk?
Which president loved to take baths?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What's the laziest vegetable?