Why did the computer run out of money?
Someone cleaned out its cache.
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What is the color of the wind?
What animal floats best?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What does an evil hen lay?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?