What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
A figuring-it-out skater.
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?