How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
It's impossible to put down!
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?