What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
An ex-ray.
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What makes music in your hair?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?