Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?