Why are cowboys always religious?
The Bible spurs them to good deeds.
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?