Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Because they're as thick as thieves!
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why is spring the oddest season?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?