Where was Noah born?
Ark-ansas.
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why did the cell phone lose his job?