What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Issues a royal pardon.
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?