What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause.
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
How does the sun listen to music?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?