Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?