Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
He was lucky it was a soft drink.
What's E.T. short for?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What do you give a sick pig?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?