What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
A badger.
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What does winter fat turn into?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What game do bats excel at?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?