Where do ships always get stuck?
Anchor-age!
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What animal makes the best lunches?
How does a barber get to work?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?