Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Because he was a big believer of lawn and order.
When should baseball players wear armor?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?