What is a tree's least favorite month?
Sep-timber.
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
This candy bar is a real home run.
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why is a computer so smart?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?